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Just The Facts

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Borowitz boils his experience of being a writer for an 80s TV show down to just the facts.

Tags Failure Embarrassment Mistake Adversity Regret Truth Misfortune Communication Loss Advice Self-deprecating Bittersweet

Storyteller

Andy Borowitz

Featured on

November 10, 2008

Recorded Date

February 10, 2005

“Quite frankly, I did it for the money. Yes, I was the sarcastic whore on The Facts of Life.”

Photo by Flash Rosenberg
Andy Borowitz

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